Goals for life

     I have a couple of life long goals I wanted to get down.  First is to receive an honorary doctorate.  Why would I want to put in all that wasted time when I can just be a badass and someone will give it to me?  Second is to receive the MacArther grant.  I know it's a longshot, but they have to give it to someone.  And maybe some day I will have amassed enough skills to be considered an innovator.  If changing the world's aspect on something is the goal, I want to be a part of it.  And I think I will.